Yeh gaana toh salah mashwara hai
Yeh bheja bewajah pak chuka hai
Aao tumhe shararat dikha doon
Jo bhida woh kahan bach saka hai
Yeh gaana toh salah mashwara hai
Yeh bheja bewajah pak chuka hai
Aao tumhe shararat dikha doon
Jo bhida woh kahan bach saka hai
Mein bhajano mein gaane wala
Mein tabla bajane wala
Mein sabko nachane wala
Yahan yahan wahan wahan chhaane wala
Sunu main Moose Wala
Sunu main Nyoliwala
Main gadar machane wala
Mere saath mohache wala
Tede mede mere kaam
Nashe bhi bhede bhede meri jaan
Savere na dekhe gande parinaam
Kacheri se bhaagе bande tadipaar
Galey mein chain nahi tola pachaas
Mеin bola nahi jhooth hai bhola gawaah
Tera knowledge ke naam pe jhola bhara
Tu ne Sawde naam pe dhoka kara
Chhote ghoda bada thoda ghoda bada
Bole tola anga maine bola mana
Gaadi ruki nahi na ki daroga khada
Maine bola khara mera auda bada
Dhanda khatam, takhtapalat
Banda dafan, mattha bhanak
Mann ka wehem, main banda saras
Main banda galat, tu thanda baraf
Lafda alert toh janta double
Ganda nahi keechad, ganda kamal
Fanda amal, toh tangta badan
Sasta kafan yahan dus ka
Baje gaadi mein Cardi B
Khaali chalegi party bhi
Kaali safari mein chaar hi sawari
Toh jaari jawani yahan saare khiladi
Madira ke aadi nachaate madari
Aage bande dus, mere bande thass
Wannabe gangster yeh Thande Dutt
Monday skip kiya, Sunday pub
Mann bole hater'o ko matt de waqt
Kaisa matbhed ab
Curry ki baatein curry ke gaane
Curry ka sab kuch alag
Tareeka matt poochh magar
Tareeka matt poochh magar
Curry ki baatein curry ke gaane
Curry ka sab kuch alag
Tareeka mat poochh magar
Mera circle dark rakhun aankhon ke neeche
Bidi bandal baaz bande salaakhon ke peechhe
Bachpan auzaaro mein beete
Sau mein se tees ho gayi aatmahatya
Aur sattar bazaaron mein bik gaye
Aaye thae aandhi jawabon ki leke
Par hum toh sawalon ki barish mein bheeg gaye
Nafrat kitabon mein nahi thi
Shaq mera insaano pe sahi tha
Yeh kar denge desh ko khokla
Kehna mein chah raha bas yahi tha
Na sheher mera Rajdhani Dilli
Aur area bhi Dharavi nahi tha
Haan sheher mein saadhan ki kami thi
Ghisne ke alawa chaara hi nahi tha
Woh launde bhi mandir ko ja rahe
Jo pade na kabhi maa baap ke paer
Poore mahina maas aur madira
Daru mein bhand hoke naapte sheher
Khushi mein shamil nahi karte gharwalon ko
Mehfil saji lekin saath mein gair
Kaam nahi aata karate ladai mein
Katto ke aage yahan kaanpte sher
Woh bolte chhod de rap
Mein bolta chhod de salah dena
Maa bolti dikha ke lal jhandi
Saari dikkat ko beta tu hara dena
Meri aatma lagegi koodne
Maiyyat pe gaane yeh chala dena
Bolun ishwar se agle janam mein bhi
Yehi awaz aur yahi gala dena
Maine dekha hai kutton ko bhaunkte
Biscuit na milne pe maalik ko nochte
Yeh youth se baat karalo har topic pe
Rajneetik muddon ko chhod ke
Kya kha loon mein maa ki kasmein
Shayad baato mein phir aa jaaye yakeen
Mhare baap ki aatma bhi ro degi
Jab khoon ke rishton mein aa jaaye zameen
Kari galtiyan par kiya gunah na
Holy shit aaj maanoge bura na
Mera kaam hai dardon ko bhulana
Mera naam hai mardon mein purana
Ayushman boli maa mujhe khurana
Mujhe kagaz ka plane hi udana
Na rehta time araam se sula na
Lash curry hai kya (Brr)
Yeh gaana toh salah mashwara hai
Yeh bheja bewajah pak chuka hai
Aao tumhe shararat dikha doon
Jo bhida woh kahan bach saka hai
Yeh gaana toh salah mashwara hai
Yeh bheja bewajah pak chuka hai
Aao tumhe shararat dikha doon
Jo bhida woh kahan bach saka hai
