In this poor universe of stellar galactic
Flying tongues and feeble fluorescent fireflies
A seemingly doomed and dismal future is approaching nearer and nearer
Unless the force of cruelty can be conquered by an influx of fun
Designated by a monstrous shipment of dolls
Robots and toys made by Japanese technicians
Dedicated to unbelievable colorful novelty and
Delivered exclusively to Buckethead's toy store
A true wonderland of joy, even Rude Ralph agrees
Hey, do you have any of those ultra gross
Buckethead Zillatron dual doll packs left?
Ah, Buckethead's toy store
Oh dude, of course we have wax horses
What kind of operation do you think we're running here?
Hey, get out of my way! I gotta get to Buckethead's toy store!
Wow, this is a really neat toy store. Wow
