Everybody's here for fun but not Simon
He's a different kind of guy
Simon says
He's gonna take his memories
And throw them all away
So he can start something new with you
So please stay
Simon won't let you down
He's a terrible boyfriend and a terrible man
But he won't let you down
And he won't ever leave you when you feel alone
He just slowly stands up in front of you
And looks into your eyes
And right as he's about to say it
Somebody takes the mic
Everybody's here for fun but not Simon
He's a different kind of guy
Simon says
He's gonna take his memories
And throw them all away
So he can start something new with you
So please stay
Simon's not one of those guys
Simon's different he says
No he's not one of those guys
Simon's different
He will carry you home
Simon will hold you tight, so tight
Simon is in your mind
You will neither be sad nor lost because
He spends days (days)
Reading stories about
People who died (died)
You can ask him about it
He can smile (smile)
Telling you about
How he loves you
He won't ever stop
He just slowly stands up in front of you
And looks into your eyes
And right as he's about to say it
Somebody takes the mic
Everybody's here for fun but not Simon
He's a different kind of guy
Simon says
He's gonna take his memories
And throw them all away
So he can start something new with you
So please stay
Simon's not one of those guys
Simon's different he says
No he's not one of those guys
Simon's different
It's good to know that at least some people
Are made for love
Maybe you're not one of them
But Simon is
