The daily weather report is picking up a lot of rain
But not the kind you would expect
The day will come
When bombs fall from the sky is predicted by the weather report
As told to me by the weather gods
Also known as meteorologists
But but but I wouldn't worry about it if I was you
Uh, if you've got kids tell them I was just joking
I was just joking about it, you know
They love jokes like that
Jokes like that they're fine, you know
Nonsensical and all
Yeah that-
There's nothing to worry about, you know
They're bombs, they're slow
They fall from the sky slow
Like you can just run, right?
Yeah
Just be very careful
No, why are-
Why are you worried?
No no no no no no no no no no
You don't need to worry about a thing
No no no
Listen listen listen listen
Maybe I shouldn't have said that about the weather report
You know, maybe I should've just kept my mouth shut
I, I confess
No don't cry
Damn t- fuck
Listen, it's not my fault the meteorologists spot things sometimes
You know, if you're gonna blame me
Don't shoot the messenger
I'm just delivering the weather report for my job
It's my job
What are you upset for?
Just doing my job
Listen
If you wanna get up here and tell the folks they're dropping bombs
So what if it scares the kids?
You know, some people just can't face the music
Bombs falling from space
That's just a normal problem that goes away over time
Wait wait wait wait wait
You're firing me?
You're firing me for being honest about the weather report?
Oh okay okay
Um, well I've got a bomb
Goodbye
Yeah, yeah
It's gotten to the point right now
I mean you don't look for weather report folks but I mean
I think it's a bit late to be honest
I've said it's got a 45 second time
And it's been
Oh
Like a few seconds
So I recommend getting out of here
Don't just fire me for telling the truth
Listen, I know I scared a few kids with my little bomb thing
But it's just what's happening
Uh, honesty's the best policy
Oh but here we go
